Rips --> Nirvana
At Target today, as I passed the candy aisle...something lured me in like a Siren. It beckoned, calling me to towards all that is sugary and good. And then it happened. I cracked: I bought a bag of sour bite-sized "Rips." They are essentially the same type of candy as that Costco sized box of sour tape I slowly devoured in the month following our NYE party.
Sour candy is my crack.
Help....help.....I'm eating the whole bag....
If only I had pulled an Odysseus and lashed my hands to a near-by pillar in the soda aisle before it was too late...
Sincerely
The Sour Candy Wh*re
Sour candy is my crack.
Help....help.....I'm eating the whole bag....
If only I had pulled an Odysseus and lashed my hands to a near-by pillar in the soda aisle before it was too late...
Sincerely
The Sour Candy Wh*re
posted by Follow the Frog at 2:24 PM
1 Comments:
why can't they make candy that make you loose weight? why? w/ all of our modern day marvels you think some genius out there could figure it out. right now i am very disappointed in the human race.
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