Weekend Statistics

Here are some interesting statistics about my weekend so far.

Workouts: 0
Fatty Meals: 3
Hours of Sleep: 6
Miles Driven: 75
Espresso Shots Consumed: 4
Books Purchasesd: 3
Minutes Spent Reading: 0
Saved By the Bell Episodes Watched: 3
Alcoholic Beverages: 8 (two regular margaritas on the rocks, one vodka shot, three diet coke-vanilla vodkas, two JB Pink Lemonades....and I'm going to a bar tonight)
Hours Spent Being Productive: 1

And the weekend is only half over.

I probably only have two more years to live.